Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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