I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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