Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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