The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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