he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize