only you would photoshop your dick
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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