What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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