So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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