Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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