Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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