Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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