What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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