i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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