So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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