why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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