dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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