stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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