So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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