I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I supernannyed him into submission
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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