The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So. Much. Porn.
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