NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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