ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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