waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's shark week go big or go home
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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