shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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