omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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