Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(904): View more from Florida

So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5

(312): View more from Illinois

Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy

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(+27): View more from South Africa

This girl is more easily done than said...

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(562): View more from California

trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"

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(314): View more from Missouri

why was he too nerdy?

(919): View more from North Carolina

he was a tetris block for halloween

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(407): View more from Florida

and now there are teeth marks on my dick.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.

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