So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
This girl is more easily done than said...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.