Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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