And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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