If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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