It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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