I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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