i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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