He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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