Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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