i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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