Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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