I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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