i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
