don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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