I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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