My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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