Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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