so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How does one acquire holy water?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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