arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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