Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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