His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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