I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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