I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
