I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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