HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he fucked my hip out of place.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
