I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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