I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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