How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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