Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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