who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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