I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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