You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
being pregnant is like rehab
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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